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function openJimsdad_mp3_4() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/jimsdad_lookbad.mp3&title=Doesn't+look+too+bad ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openJimsdad_mp3_5() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/jimsdad_partyhardy.mp3&title=Party+hearty ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openJimsdad_mp3_6() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/jimsdad_thanks.mp3&title=Thanks+dude ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openJim_mp3_1() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/jim_badman.mp3&title=Bad+man ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openJim_mp3_2() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/jim_filet.mp3&title=Filet+mignon ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openJim_mp3_3() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/jim_firsttime.mp3&title=My+first+time ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openJim_mp3_4() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/jim_flutes.mp3&title=That's+a+lot+of+flutes ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openJim_mp3_5() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/jim_glued.mp3&title=I'm+glued ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openJim_mp3_6() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/jim_somethingspecial.mp3&title=Something+special ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openKevin_mp3_1() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/kevin_immortality.mp3&title=Put+your+party+hat+on ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openKevin_mp3_2() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/kevin_possiblelesbians.mp3&title=Possible+lesbians ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openKevin_mp3_3() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/kevin_president.mp3&title=Questioning+the+president ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openMichelle_mp3_1() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/michelle_oven.mp3&title=Preheat+the+oven ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openMichelle_mp3_2() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/michelle_potatoes.mp3&title=Holy+potatoes ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openMichelle_mp3_3() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/michelle_tongue.mp3&title=Less+tongue ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openMichelle_mp3_4() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/michelle_weird.mp3&title=I'm+weird ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openMichelle_mp3_5() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/michelle_fun.mp3&title=This+is+going+to+be+fun ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openMichelle_mp3_6() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/michelle_pointers.mp3&title=Some+pointers ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openNadia_mp3_1() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/nadia_greatmemories.mp3&title=Great+memories ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openNadia_mp3_2() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/nadia_howclever.mp3&title=How+clever ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openNadia_mp3_3() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/nadia_lighthouse.mp3&title=Lighthouse ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openNadia_mp3_4() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/nadia_yes.mp3&title=Yes+you+are ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openNadia_mp3_5() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/nadia_horn.mp3&title=Tooting+my+horn ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openNadia_mp3_6() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/nadia_guesswhat.mp3&title=I+hope+you're+ready+for+me ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openOz_mp3_1() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/oz_bed.mp3&title=Going+over+to+my+bed ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openOz_mp3_2() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/oz_count.mp3&title=Here's+a+new+idea ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openOz_mp3_3() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/oz_dude.mp3&title=Morning+dude ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openOz_mp3_4() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/oz_hotdogs.mp3&title=Hot+dogs ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openOz_mp3_5() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/oz_everythingin.mp3&title=Everything+in ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openStifler_mp3_1() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/stifler_team.mp3&title=Team ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openStifler_mp3_2() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/stifler_disgrace.mp3&title=You're+a+disgrace ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openStifler_mp3_3() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/stifler_force.mp3&title=The+force+is+strong ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openStifler_mp3_4() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/stifler_naked.mp3&title=They're+getting+naked ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openStifler_mp3_5() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/stifler_sick.mp3&title=Do+you+want+me+to+be+sick ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openStifler_mp3_6() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/stifler_shirton.mp3&title=Leave+your+shirt+on ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openVicky_mp3_1() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/vicky_youstud.mp3&title=You+stud ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openVicky_mp3_2() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/vicky_niceday.mp3&title=Have+a+nice+day ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openVicky_mp3_3() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/vicky_sec.mp3&title=Can+you+give+us+a+sec ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openVicky_mp3_4() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/vicky_weekend.mp3&title=What+are+you+doing+next+weekend ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openVicky_mp3_5() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/vicky_mature.mp3&title=Mature ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openVicky_mp3_6() { var clip = window.open("dlmp3pop.html?soundclip=bytes/vicky_youretellingme.mp3&title=You're+telling+me ", "mp3", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=450,height=294"); 

} 



function openJimclip1() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=jimclip1", "jimclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openJimclip2() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=jimclip2", "jimclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openJimclip3() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=jimclip3", "jimclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openHeatherclip1() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=heatherclip1", "heatherclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openHeatherclip2() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=heatherclip2", "heatherclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openHeatherclip3() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=heatherclip3", "heatherclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openJessicaclip1() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=jessicaclip1", "jessicaclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openJessicaclip2() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=jessicaclip2", "jessicaclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openJessicaclip3() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=jessicaclip3", "jessicaclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openFinchclip1() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=finchclip1", "finchclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openFinchclip2() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=finchclip2", "finchclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openFinchclip3() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=finchclip3", "finchclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openJimsdadclip1() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=jimsdadclip1", "jimsdadclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openJimsdadclip2() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=jimsdadclip2", "jimsdadclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openJimsdadclip3() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=jimsdadclip3", "jimsdadclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openKevinclip1() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=kevinclip1", "kevinclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openKevinclip2() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=kevinclip2", "kevinclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openKevinclip3() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=kevinclip3", "kevinclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openNadiaclip1() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=nadiaclip1", "nadiaclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openNadiaclip2() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=nadiaclip2", "nadiaclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openNadiaclip3() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=nadiaclip3", "nadiaclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openMichelleclip1() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=michelleclip1", "michelleclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openMichelleclip2() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=michelleclip2", "michelleclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openMichelleclip3() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=michelleclip3", "michelleclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openOzclip1() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=ozclip1", "ozclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openOzclip2() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=ozclip2", "ozclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openOzclip3() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=ozclip3", "ozclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openOzclip4() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=ozclip4", "ozclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openStiflerclip1() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=stiflerclip1", "stiflerclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openStiflerclip2() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=stiflerclip2", "stiflerclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openStiflerclip3() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=stiflerclip3", "stiflerclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openStiflerclip14() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=stiflerclip4", "stiflerclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openVickyclip1() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=vickyclip1", "vickyclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openVickyclip2() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=vickyclip2", "vickyclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}



function openVickyclip3() { var clip = window.open("video/videoselecter.html?movie=vickyclip3", "vickyclip", "resizable=no,scrollbars=no,width=744,height=409"); 

}